HERE'S ANOTHER SCHIZOPHRENIC,"WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING??"RECORD FROM PHILLY.JUST LIKE THE B-SMOOTH 12" THIS HAS A TOTALLY LAME A-SIDE BALLAD AND A COMPLETE 180 DEGREE TURN INTO DOPENESS ON THE FLIP.HOW MANY RECORDS DID LL COOL J INDIRECTLY FUCK UP?WELL,THERE'S THIS ONE,B-MOOTH AND V.I.C.E...THAT'S THREE I CAN THINK OF RIGHT OFF THE BAT.AFTER LL RELEASED "I NEED LOVE"IN 87/88 EVERY RECORD COMPANY OWNER WANTED A SONG LIKE THAT ON HIS ARTIST'S RECORD.WHY?BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT GIRLS WOULD BUY IT THEREBY DOUBLING THEIR POTENTIAL FANBASE.AND EVERY ARTIST WAS WITH IT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY'D GET MORE PUSSY IF THEY SHOWED THE LADIES THEIR SENSITIVE SIDE....JUST LIKE LL DID.NEVERMIND HE WAS A MILLIONAIRE BY THE TIME HE WAS 17 AND COULD'VE PUT OUT A POLKA ALBUM AND STILL BE TRIPPING OVER HOOCHIE."I NEED LOVE"IS THE SINGLE MOST INFLUENTIAL SONG OF THE LATE 80S.THANKS,LL.
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